Monday, January 22, 2007

(BLEEP)ing teeth !!!


Ok you fill in the expletive. why was i SO anxious for my little one to sprout teeth??? why? why? why? was i so looking forward to the swollen gums and chapped chin? perhaps it was the sleepless nights and crying(me and her)? or no , the diaper rash? wait i got it, so she can bite down on my already abused nipple! and when i say "bite" i truly mean clamp down with the force of a barracuda with a bad case of lock jaw... that must be it! yes i am all for the no teeth gumby of months past! perhaps i can locate a dentist willing to pull those little menaces in her mouth. we can always look into a nice shiny set of dentures for her when she is say 13 or so...

3 comments:

Reen said...

Youch! Hang in there. You're in the homestretch, I would think. Those teath will be brilliant when she flashes you a smile and says "Thank you for hanging in there, Mommy!"

Amy said...

I shudder at the thought. Just think, never again will you have to do this. Hang in there. By the way, you always said you wanted smaller boobs, has Casey heard you say this?

Kristin said...

hmmm amy you may have a thought there. perhaps she is just trying to save me the expense of a nice boob reduction. but can i have some anethesia please???? and yes, never again... :(((( that is a sad thought. although it be hard a lot of the time, i wanted her to stay a baby longer. a babay with no teeth that lied to nurse. :(